Ugh another Naruto blog?! You bet your ass it is

Thank you lovebug🥰

I was tag by the lovely @ravenrainy 🥰

Nickname: Boo

Height: 5’7/8

Last movie I saw: Us! It was AMAZING

Favorite artists: Khalid, Trippie Redd etcs

Song stuck in my head: Talk by Khalid (New album go check it out👀)

Do I get asks: Askbox is closed but when open I get hit with floods lmao

Other blogs: My main for shitposting; @alisathemoody

Following: Apparently I’m only following 60 blogs?!?

Lucky number: 3 and 26

What I’m wearing right now: Adidas track pants, black croptop I made and fuzzy socks!

Dream job: I really wanna be an adolescent psychiatrist in the judicial system, I would love to help the children that people forget about or give up on

Favorite food: Spicy caesar chicken salad🤤

Dream trip: Bora Bora like I have to get there on day

Instruments: When I was younger I could damn there play the piano with my eyes closed but now I’m all washed up lol

Languages: English and a bit of French

Favorite song: Excellent question they go through a rotation tbh

Random fact: I love writing smut but tbh I hate going back to re-read it lol I don’t know why but It’s like I can feel my sins crawling on me

Aesthetic things: Ahhh I’m thinking minimalist styles or like boho chic both are what I want to represent me but alas I’m a hot mess

Kakashi, Madara and Kisame With A Large Chested S/o

Hi honeybun I really hope your day has been better than when you requested! Also there’s the slightest mention of nsfw but honestly it’s so minor you might not even recognize it, I hope you enjoy-N💛

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Kakashi

Out of these 3 Kakashi is the main one who really doesn’t care about his partners body type being able to find something to love about them easily though it’s not likely that he’ll ignore one of her more prominent features and he might lightheartedly tease them with corny nicknames like Jigglypuff, Hooty McBoob or even the classic Tits McGee just to bring them some kind of humor almost trying to skip over her insecurities however he’s not idiotic and can tell if the nicknames are only making his girlfriend more insecure so he’ll quickly put an end to it

Does overall enjoy them and wants his s/o to know so he depicts that in the most unconventional ways he can think of like placing the popcorn bowl on her chest, tucking important notes right into her cleavage while she sleeps, allowing the smaller of his ninkin to nap upon her chest and possibly his favorite weird use of his s/o’s boobs would definitely be what he calls the “perfect hiding spot” which happens on days when Kakashi is just barely function so he face plants into her chest hoping she just strokes his head till he either falls asleep or is found and forced to work. He considers it a bonding moment even if it flusters his girlfriend the first few times

Madara

So going by the scale of least involved/helpful to most involved/helpful Madara is placing 2nd since he does care about his girlfriend’s body(looking more for a woman whose body is fit to carry babies I.e bigger hips,bigger chest and more of a full figure) not saying this is all he goes for but Madara is traditional with strong goals for a family and back then that was the ideal birthing body. Most of his “compliments/reassurance” are going to be related to how well her body type is fit for the role of not only a mother but to be by his side in leading his clan (I know I know not the BEST reassuring you’ll ever see but after being with him for a while his s/o will eventually understand what he’s going for)

All in all not the best at attempting to clear his girlfriends insecurities but does take them into mind when planning activities and especially when around others as he makes sure guests keep their eyes where they belong however in private Madara will be more hands on, almost pampering her breasts while using the excuse that he thought they may be sore from her heavy duty bra. Depending on what the two may be doing he’ll occasionally kneaded from the top to the nipple then back not really paying attention if she’s getting aroused since he wants them to be more comfortable in their skin what a tease

Kisame

Still going by our scale Kisame is not only at the top of said scale he surpassed it meaning Kisame is our number one boob lover out of the three!(and most others tbh) the only problem is Kisame is not smooth enough to deal with his partners insecurities, to be blunt the best thing he has as reassurance is that her boobs are a sight for sore eyes and are useful during their swims since they’re so big that they float well(it’s a sight to see lmao) but because Kisame knows he’s lacking in the reassurance department he’ll keep his usual teasing to an all time minimum as the last thing he wants is his girlfriend feeling even more self conscious because of him

Deidara Domestic Headcanons (Sfw With A Lemony Twist)

YES THIS SASSY BOY IS BEING ADD TO MY MASTERLIST! This is the first thing I wrote as I’m getting back into my mojo so I hope I did him justice! Also thank you for the kind words my love, Enjoy-N💛

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SFW

Fast to fall in love yet slow to realize is the tagline of Deidara’s love life as he doesn’t even have a type and is conflicted about having a relationship in general, honestly he’s like an actual preteen when it comes to the thought process of relationships. It’s actually quite easy to catch his eye which is another nuisance when it comes to his love life yet catching his eye is one thing being able to keep his eye is another thing in itself. Disregarding his quickness to fall his true personality that tends to stay buried a bit is why Deidara DOES trust his partner but at the same time will treat the beginning of the relationship as a test trial just to see if they truly are staying for the long haul

One thing that intrigues him is someone who’s more on the mature side while yes he can often be a bit childish having a partner who’s also childish or petty won’t have a good conclusion since it’s just going to lead to his annoyance but with a matureish partner they could take his occasional childish actions/moods and nip them in the bud since Deidara hates the feeling of being the unreasonable one in situations

Now in an actual relationship Deidara starts off with barely any boundaries for himself, he wants to experience everything that supposedly makes relationships magical and in all probability this is because this would be his first serious relationship considering he joined the Akatsuki at 12 or 13, he wouldn’t have the ability to explore relationships. Similar to most teenagers he wants to get the ball rolling fast so he’s comfortable with touching pretty fast (holding hands or even sleeping in the same bed) although he might get a bit flustered with more meaningful acts of affection like cuddling or even just kisses on the cheek

He loves showing off his work to his s/o (slightly in share for praise but you didn’t hear it from me) and usually does it in over the top ways such as making multiple clay flowers to be drop from the air then detonating them right before they hit the roof the two are laying on as an added flair of excitement and so they can watch the sparks almost like fireworks, it's nights like that when his s/o is smiling and giggling towards the sky he’ll accidentally just spill some deep dark secrets about his childhood (like how the hell he got those mouth hands o.o)

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Shockingly passionate but more in a rowdy way such as placing kisses everywhere skin is peeking from, nipping at the collarbones or ears and occasionally just trailing his tongue down their sternum, trying to pick up their personal taste. Deidara tends to linger on foreplay for a while not for a particular reason just a little bedroom quirk of his along with the fact that he prefers to keep his hair completely tied up with nothing in his face meaning even his ponytail is unacceptable when it comes to sex

Deidara is an amateur but does everything in his power to conceal such a fact as he already feels a weird push to prove himself since he’s young(even if his partner is the same age or younger than him) because of that push Deidara tends to be more on the dominant side while also attempting to keep an authoritative tone but thankfully this fizzles out the more him and his partner bump uglies since he gets more comfortable

Speaking of getting comfortable the more secure Deidara is in him self the more likely he is to reveal some of his turn on’s:

Nipples-He has a strong thing for bigger areolas especially if they are darker in color but either way he will literally suck on his partners nipples like he’s trying to breastfeed

Bright colored panties- No way around this one Deidara just enjoys the surprise of bright pinks,greens,reds etc and he’s honestly all about the color not really noticing the type of panties they are although bright g-strings will definitely get him excited just like most teenage boys

Long hair- Don’t @ me but long shiny hair, especially when braided,IS.HIS.FAVORITE.LOOK(as he considers then his type of art since the beauty of the braids is not everlasting) The moment he sees them sporting nothing but a towel and either their braid or just natural damp hair is when the tight smirk fixes on his face indicating they’re in for a long night

For someone who would losing is virginity in this relationship this man definitely has a plethora of favorite sex positions however the top 3 are:

Doggie- It’s fast pace with plenty more of skin open for hickeys,bites and kisses plus he doesn’t have to worry about his facial expressions when their head is in the pillow

Eyes to the sky- (basically reverse cowgirl but the rider lays back so the two are touching as the rider grinds for their pleasure) Adores the extra skin contact and again the hiding of his face plus in this position he gets to relax sorta since he doesn’t have to do much work and in this position he won’t be able to go deep so he’ll last longer for one of the more involved positions

The V- Watching himself enter then exit repeatedly into his partner is what makes this one of his favorite positions along with the fact he has full sight of their chest so he can fondled them to his content likes to see their flexibility aswell

They will now be tagged as lemon or lemony!

My goodness I haven’t written or even responded to any messages I’ve received in what feels like and actually is a month, from busy schedules to lingering illnesses to the most notably the breaking of my phone which was thankfully replaced today! Regardless of my previous woes I’m back and have 2-3 new posts that will be up today probably around the usual 2-4pm however keep in mind that I’m basically diving back into writing after a month off so if there are discrepancies in how I previously wrote to my current writing style allow me some time to adjust especially when it comes to my every other day posting schedule as I’m finally starting to feel like myself again-N💛

Note: I’m posting older requests that have been waiting an ungodly amount of time and will be working on Christmas requests as I get back into my groove so apologies once again for the extreme delay

My Wizard Hat Says... Hashirama!

Why?

A/N: For starters I was literally sitting here for at least 20 minutes jumping between Tobi and Hashirama lol but after a long wined discussion with my self Hashirama won also if anything is amiss please forgive me I’m SO SICK like I don’t know how I haven’t passed out yet lol but I refused to keep you guys waiting even longer-N💛

You’re a very happy go luck person which is what Hashirama found so enticing especially since you care about others so much, which is something he thinks not enough people think about! The fact of you having a personality type that allows him to be his usual overly intimate self also excites him because together you both can crack jokes and have the copious amounts of cringy but overall adorable acts you both enjoy! Your ability to change temperaments according to who you’re around almost automatically is also a big plus as his line of work will possibly put you in situations with very important political figures so politeness/quietness will be a great virtue and a nice juxtapose to Hashirama’s normal “doing too much” temperament. You liking to learn new things will lead to him coming to you a lot as you become the first person he thinks of when trying to figure out new things or when he needs advice(even if you’re completely inexperience in whatever topic he needs help in just being in your presence helps him clear his mind so he can come to a conclusion) I think you two will build off each other’s strengths and become the “it” couple that others come to for relationship advice

The first meeting went...

You were out with your friends just grabbing lunch while talking about your day when you say something funny as you normally do but this time not only did you hear the usual chorus of laughter you also hear a distinctively different laugh, one that was much deeper than the girls you were currently seated with, it was also one that was filled with an overwhelming amount of joy. Of course you look around only to see the cheerful brunette looking you dead on with his signature smile damn there melting you right there. He’s one who goes off instinces so he simply walks over and strikes up a conversation with you as your friends look on in awe! he definitely shyly slides you his number before apologizing for interrupting and saying goodbye to the group

*cue the crowd of Oooo’s and Ahhh’s*

Sfw headcanons

- Hashirama is CONSTANTLY buying you the best of the best especially stationery from literally everywhere he can visit or find! You’ll have an over abundance of pens,pencils,colored pencils,glitter pens,paint brushes etc and even things like paint sets,sketche books or just full blown canvases...he has a problem and won’t even notice your house getting cluttered. Will gush over everything you create to the point you’ll have to create something shitty just to see if he can still find a positive note just an fyi he can and the same goes with your writing as he genuinely enjoys reading whatever you allow him to even if it’s smut or such he’ll enjoy reading it even more considering the piece to be your actual thoughts towards sex which could go very well since your sexual energy is probably gonna mix with his causing some...extracurricular activities to take place after the little read along lol (just a random thought but he would be soooo down if you wanted to draw him nude like he’s practically ripping his clothes off at the offer just be careful because he will catch a hard on if you hold eye contact for too long at a time)

- I believe your relationship will be a very lively one especially at home! From laughing fits to chasing each other around the house almost like playing tag there’s rarely a quiet moment unless you two are sleeping which might seem like a bad thing since most of your hobbies require at least some focus/silence but you’ll normally find this quiet time when Hashirama is out working so you have plenty of time to do your personal work and because of this nicely synchronized schedule both of you guys never go without attention but also never feel overwhelmed by each other since there is some allotted alone time which only makes the moments together more worth wild (especially since too much Hashirama can cause even the cuddliest people to need a break)

The other candidates and why they didn’t make the cut!

* Tobi- He lost the battle because his childlike attitude is just too much in the grand scheme of things(I know technically Obito is behind the mask but he also doesn’t fit bill)

Christmas Request: 17&21 For Itachi

watching movies under a pile of blankets

“You’re perfectly welcome to kiss whomever you wa–”

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Christmas prompts list & Guidelines!

A/N: Hey love I hope you’re feeling better! But I’m currently only doing 2 prompts for this event however for #21 there’s already a request that kinda touches upon this prompt so I cut this one!(Link to that request here!) Apologies although I hope you still enjoy-N💛

🎄Itachi was in a conundrum, his long time crush had invited him over to dinner as they have been going on lots of dates lately since the winter made his missions more and more infrequent. Normally he’s happy to be able to be in their presence especially since this date would be one of the more intimate ones as it’s at their house with not only dinner but movies planned for the night yet he still couldn’t get his mind off of what he saw earlier which was his crush kissing someone who Itachi once saw as no competition but it seems he was being naïve. No matter how much the image dwelled on his mind he couldn’t bring himself to cancel as he found it to be childish but sitting in that kitchen watching the person he wants to date cooking while acting as if there isn’t a care in the world bothered him since he didn’t have that luxury of a clear mind

🎄After the 3rd Christmas song Itachi’s crush noticed he was way more monotone than he normally was around them so of course they asked if he was ok to which Itachi contemplated abruptly asking about the kiss...he actually ended up doing it because if he was gonna feel this strongly about them then he needed to know how they felt aswell! They explained that he should check his surroundings a tad bit more as she was caught under the mistletoe and before she could even decline his lips were on theirs in an instant to which Itachi now understood and felt better but still was a little embarrassed that he even questioned them yet he let it slip off his conscience as he loosened up and ate dinner happily

Christmas Request: 13&22 For Kiba

“Your hands are freezing!”

kissing in the snow-N💛

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Christmas prompts list & Guidelines!

🎄Kiba was known for being a lover of snow always either playing in it, talking about it or making plans involving it! Normally him and Akamaru are partner in crime doing everything including freezing their asses off by frolicking in the snow but for the first time in forever he was by himself just wandering over to pick up some dried beef from his favorite restaurant when he noticed his lovely crush sitting outside what he was positive was their house! Not wasting a second he appeared in front of them seeing their red nose, stiff fingers and running eyes instantly he grabbed at their coat pulling them into him asking why the hell they were just sitting outside their house since he knows that the average person especially civilians don’t like the cold enough to just sit outside for hours

🎄Once they explain that their locked out of their home Kiba offers to bring them to his house but of course they politely declined wanting to wait for their parents so Kiba does the next best thing he knows: uses his ridiculous amounts of body heat to at least try to bring some comfort to them so he began rubbing his hands over theirs exclaiming “Your hands are freezing!”. This goes on for quite a bit till Kiba is satisfied with the color coming back to their fingers then he moves on to their cheeks not finding even the slightest hesitation in his movements because he’s too oblivious to notice just how flustered his crush was becoming since he was pushing his own feelings out of mind in favor of making sure they were ok

Christmas Request: 10 For Yamato

“Where did all of this mistletoe come from?”

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Christmas prompts list & Guidelines!

A/N: I’m sorry if this seems a bit random! I really like the prompts to tie in with my normal headcanons without seeming thrown together but I can’t tell if I did this one justice ah you be the judge lol either way I hope you enjoy my love and I also appreciate your kind words they’re why I was able to power through the last couple Christmas requests! Enjoy-N💛

🎄Yamato has a thing for traditions but he prefers ones that he and his love ones can customize for example baking together(mostly pies though they’re more fun and taste heavenly) the main reason they started making pies is because his s/o found out a valuable piece of information, Yamato personally makes his own apple trees(which conveniently ,if you didn’t know, is a tree that mistletoe grows on). When shopping for Christmas decorations for their home his s/o ran into the large aisle of mistletoe from ones with glossy red berries to the average green leaf ones it seemed to be inescapable yet Yamato wouldn’t allow them to grab any since he apparently has plenty of it saved up even though they technically don’t need any considering he’ll gladly give up some kisses without the needing of gimmicks

🎄However following the wise saying of its better to have too much than not enough they definitely sneak some just to secure the cute festive kisses! Though it doesn’t seem like Yamato was joking as he soon takes them to his nearby field of personal plants so they could grab the fresh apples for the upcoming pies yet the moment he turns his back to grab the baskets his s/o scouts out the trees, already plotting about how to get all the mistletoe bundles from the trees without Yamato becoming suspicious. After the apples are picked and loaded up Yamato is insistent upon the fact that these need to be put to use sooner rather than later so he speeds home trusting his s/o is in route but little do he know they are prepared for a long afternoon

So I’ve backed up this blog(just in case lol) but I also wanna add my personal tumblr blog that’s full of memes, opinions, Updates on me etc you guys definitely don’t have to follow but it’s just a heads up if something ever happens to this lovely blog!

Personal blog

Link will be added to my bio aswell-N💛

Christmas Request: 5&6 For Naruto

“What’s that smell… are you making cookies?”

“Hey, no peeking!”-N💛

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Christmas prompts list & Guidelines!

🎄Naruto was anxious but extremely excited to spend the holidays with someone especially his partner so he’ll probably try to suggest that they sleep over so he can wake up with them and it might come off a pushy but honestly he just wants all the love that is possible from his s/o so hopefully they don’t mind it too much although if they do, a solid way out is definitely just inviting Naruto to hang out with their family ugh this boy will melt on the spot especially if his s/o has younger kids in their immediate family because Naruto adores telling them stories and then boom he gets to waste away some of his extreme energy while also keeping the kids entertained so really it’s a win win opportunity

🎄Either route taken Naruto is content until he rememberers that there are so many Christmas traditions to be tried/started so he once again gets extremely happy bouncing right over to his s/o to ask if there’s anything they want to do which is when he noticed something “What’s that smell… are you making cookies?” His eyes somehow get even wider with the thoughts of eating home decorated cookies while snuggling up to his s/o which leads to him begging to help as he washes his hands and slides on an apron. As they bake together Naruto does eventually simmer down since he doesn’t want to mess anything up but with the cookies in the oven Naruto is free to hum the tune of Santa baby in appreciation of celebrating the holidays

Christmas Request: 23&3 For Kiba

“Let’s go for a walk! No, we won’t freeze.”

“You. Me. Snowman. Now.”-N💛

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Christmas prompts list & Guidelines!

🎄The Inuzuka family had just gotten back from winter shopping as his wife made it clear that their 3 daughters don’t have the fur advantage that Akamaru does so yes they along with their father needs to bundle up properly no matter how “warm blooded” they are. The girls all picked bright fuzzy coats with matching hats and gloves that stick out like a sore thumb compared to the white background outside! Both Akamaru and Kiba alike adore the snow so they are typically outside play fighting in the abundance of snow while the kiddos watch from inside giggling

🎄On the more common day that the ground has snow but it has long since fell Kiba tries to get the girls outside for any reason possible for example using Akamaru as a guilt trip as the dog suddenly needs to use the bathroom. While Kiba helps bundle his kids up he casually says “Let’s go for a walk! No, we won’t freeze I promise” over his shoulder as his wife inquired where the hell he was taking the kids. After his wife inspected his handiwork she relented which caused a wave of cheers and barks! They decided to take the short walk to the park nearby so there was ample snow and space for their big family

Hi there love, random questions are always welcomed! Now the characters I like to write for is basically everyone BUT if I had to pick some favorites it would definitely be Itachi because of his slow but loving personality, Kisame because I feel like he’s misrepresented most of the time and Naruto because his personality is so damn extra I feel like I can write the most wild things ever and everyone will be like”yea I can see it” lmao

As for the characters I want to write for it would be Kakuzu even though I already have I just want even more I love this character, Madara who again I’ve written for him but I want even more(I actually have some relationship headcanons coming up sometime soon for him), Hashirama has yet to get a normal request for him so I would love to write for him and his brother,Tobirama. I think that’s everyone off the top of my head lol but to generalize it I’ll say I want to write for everyone who’s yet to make my Masterlist as each character is unquestionably gonna be fun! Except Kabuto...fuck that guy