2000s club music lyrics

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

i hate texting let me bite you

any follower i have that smokes, i want you to quit. and any follower that doesnt, i want you to start

other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels. me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.

if she's your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

I love these charts because I can read off a sentence like “An Occupied Coffin Is A Ravioli” to the household and immediately incur the wrath of every living thing in it, including the houseplants.