Piano Girl 💜

The hardest part about dark souls isn't the combat or the bosses or any of that stupid shit it's making solaire not kill himself like a hamster following the red string of fate into the jaws of the family dog

I just remembered that I've actually had my own Harry du Bois-esque Smoker-on-the-rooftop reaction to someone before I knew I was a lesbian - "There's just something about her..." - and now I'm a little sheepish and also amused that that part of the game was apparently really accurate to real life for some of us, lol.

believing in liberal democracy is so sad. you just sort of look at the current state of the world and go "yeah this is about as good as it gets."

you can literally squish that tgirl’s bulge to produce cute noises.

dating a tgirl with a hypno fetish but she doesn’t seem to like it when i make myself do a whole magic show in costume and everything before the sex starts.

proof marxism-leninism is an immortal science

he just had a letter labeled “open january 10 1928” and after he died they opened it and inside it said “fuck trotsky gay ass”

i like coffee because it tastes yummy