what are you doing here???

Someone didn’t put the wrist strap on while playing Wii Bowling and accidentally flung the wiimote at full force into their father, vaporizing him instantly.

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there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

Please reblog.

C'mon it’s not only pride month it’s indigenous peoples month!!! My people!!!! Could the president honestly fuck off?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-monuments/trump-administration-plan-for-bears-ears-slammed-as-recklessly-weakening-protections-idUSKCN1UL2HS For people saying this is from 2017. Here’s an update on how they want to fuck up the 10-15% of what’s left. 

Updated news about this. This has been an on going issue for nearly 2 years (looks like the tweets were from dec).

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool