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Pour one out for #goddd.

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

phil taking dan on their first holiday together to the place he went with his family and taking him to their favourite family restaurant and doing all the things he had seen his long-time married parents do oh god i must lie down

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live