no but seriously imagine tit

'cleaned too hard and found the original pinof questions' bitch we know those questions were safely locked away in that little box u kept by your bed for god knows how many years

dentist incident i know what you are. you are not just a funny embarrassing anecdote. no. wrong. you are a reasons why dan's a fail.

Here's to whatever they do for Vday permanently changing the SEO and what shows up on Google when you type in "Dan and Phil Valentines Day"

do you ever think about how phil did successfully baby trap dan. and the baby was us

i do appreciate that dnp keep us on our toes. yes they sleep in the same bed. yes it IS a problem when they dont. and YES they DO have separate bedrooms. never assume to know what’s going on in the phouse.

something about them saying they slept in the same bed back then is so so so much crazier to me than saying they slept in the same bed now. like omg. it was true when they said The Whole Time

which one is dan and which one is phil again?

no one knows for sure. they’re kinda vague about it and there’s a lot of speculation going on. whatever the case is, it’s really none of our business.

see phannies are literally never wrong like we were not delusional for thinking there was a chance dnp would actually go on stage at wwwy bc dnp are just as insane

“Lesbians in the chat are you into conspiracies” bitch you were the conspiracy for the lesbians in the chat

The fucking vindication of hearing non-phannies call the phandom creepy for phanfic and phanart only for dan and phil to endorse communism for the sole purpose of making sure the phandom has more time to depict them fucking each other

dan and phil: it was really fucked up that people did stuff like contact members of our families asking if we were gay and spread a really personal video all over the internet when it was only meant to be seen by the two of us random youtube commentors: I'm so sorry for opening a wattpad fic in 2016