Phoenix Remixed

I truly speak sarcasm fluently. _ _ _ _ _ #sarcasm #life #mylife #coffeeunderstands #livinglifetothefullest #funnymemes #humour #sarcastic https://www.instagram.com/p/COAZubCHb_s/?igshid=f6eg4pzvvpul

Imagine how great I'd look if I went to gym every day. Not that it's ever going to happen but just imagine 😂😂 _ _ _ _ _ _ #gym #coffeeunderstands #fitnes #scam #eating #livinglifetothefullest #livinglifetothefullest #lovingliferightnow #tranquility #funnyshit #notmyfault #takemeasiam https://www.instagram.com/p/CNuZPydHk_z/?igshid=jnvzzw6bks3d

Never mess with a short girl. Especially if she's a coffee lover. _ _ _ _ _ _ #shortgirlproblems #shortgirls #shortgirlsdoitbetter #shortgirlsrock #coffeeunderstands #coffeeforlife #funnyshit #humorforense #shortgirlhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CNhmS1Xnxs3/?igshid=d8gnug9d9nzj

Life without coffee is scary. _ _ _ _ _ _ #coffeelovers #coffeetime #caffieneandmachine #cuppacoffee #espressobar #coffeeunderstands #coffeelife https://www.instagram.com/p/CNN8B5DHWAm/?igshid=1r6usyt2lf7p7

Every feeling, emotion and action is connected to what we experience at any given moment. _ _ _ _ _ #reallife #nofilter #livingmybestlife #emotionalintelligence #react #bekindtoyourself #lovinglife #truetomyself https://www.instagram.com/p/CNDhxJIHhxW/?igshid=1k4xjxfgvn2u6

This adulting thing seems intense 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CNAU6uuHzYO/?igshid=toqrgz6uoy0y

I eat a bag of chips while deciding which flavor I actually want... 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CNAUwp-HwpG/?igshid=1axp8tp8vgvts

It always comes so randomly... _ _ _ _ _ #thefuckeningisreal #keepitsimple #notreadyformonday #nottoday #ineedcoffee #peoplesuck #shithappens💩 #thestruggleisreal #nopeacenojustice https://www.instagram.com/p/CM4YTfsnXrC/?igshid=hlrmdiuvouwx

This is me like 5 days of the week 😒 _ _ _ _ _ #notreadyformonday #needsleepnow #mondays #wherestheweekend #needcoffeenow #caffieneaddict #sleep #leavemealoneplease https://www.instagram.com/p/CM4X6t9HuiB/?igshid=m287d6lzkf9l

Hating lazy people 😂😂 _ _ _ _ _ #lazyday #innocent #notmyfault #hatersgonnahate #lazylife https://www.instagram.com/p/CM4RPCbHpym/?igshid=b4wyvtfj45nl

All kids go through phases. It'll pass 😂😂😂 _ _ _ _ _ #kids #teens #ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ #raisingboys #parentinggonewrong101 #humor #funnyshit https://www.instagram.com/p/CM4Q3RrHO6C/?igshid=17i41bzam1ze4

Morning coffee _ _ _ _ _ #coffee #coffeeunderstands #fortheloveofcoffee #caffieneaddict #cuppa #javalove #peopleskills https://www.instagram.com/p/CM1m83tHYho/?igshid=1imsg6ulo5bzf

Better we just buy them cookies 😂😂 _ _ _ _ _ #girlscouts #cookies #aggressive #funnyshit #dontmesswithus #sales https://www.instagram.com/p/CM1mtztHnmS/?igshid=akxp5iitqpt3

When trying to pronounce your medicine prescription is a huge struggle 😂 _ _ _ _ _ #medicine #doctor #nurselove #pharmacist #englishplease #pronouncingthingsincorrectly https://www.instagram.com/p/CMsLPXRJOZC/?igshid=1jz4sipj4ap85

That's truly dark 😂😂😂 _ _ _ _ _ #dark #humor #deadlift #sell #savage #savagequotes #savagequeen #cemetery #peaceful #realestate https://www.instagram.com/p/CMpJBghptQw/?igshid=1ce7kh5krf4u

Bad Weather? For real? 😂 😂 _ _ _ _ _ 💩#twister #games #pg #insane #funnyshit #laughter #parenting #children #familyfirst #crazy #lame https://www.instagram.com/p/CMmRhwDpkHr/?igshid=8xwb7hh3vtz

Coffee history. I'm certain I was there in a previous life 😂 _ _ _ _ _ ☕💖☕#coffee #fortheloveofcoffee #history #caffiene #coffeeaddict #cuppa #espresso #livingmybestlife #lovinglife https://www.instagram.com/p/CMmRGghJcHR/?igshid=6iklkpz0sxe8