irl friend is currently tweaking on caffiene. highlights:
"labubus are babies that came out deformed and then their parents didn't want them."
"hello tyler juicef! hello juicy! juicy balls! oh, ew. not that. juicy broccoli! broccoli horse semen."
"i have the same neurons because they work on the same synapses and the synapses go nyyewwwwwwwwww"
"and then your teeth could be the gooseberries and you tongue could be the- gasp YOUR TONGUE COULD BE THE BANANA PEEL!!"
"i will lecture you the sludge."
"whats your favourite square on the monopoly board?" "hmm… triangle man."


















