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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

How to make a story better: add dragons

How to make it even better: Add dragons you don’t have to kill.

You’re promoted

Best Idea, make the dragon the protagonist.

The prodragonist

I can't help but think that my toxic self would be both extravagantly narcissistic and aggressively self-deprecating, loudly, at the same time. But yeah I agree with you, and I especially liked the point that Rick made about health being subjective in this context and Morty's example of losing those traits turning him from an insecure teenager into a fast-talking stock broker. I think it's also about not treating things about us as black and white - it's one thing to have a trait or insecurity that we don't like so we work on it until it's not so bad and overall is still a part of our personality, it's another to remove it entirely and become a whole other person.

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

[image transcription: “Ich vergesse meine Freunde” which translates to “I forget my friends”]

pray for this poor soul

Before you laugh and make fun of someones accent or mistakes when they speak english please take a moment to realize that you can actually learn alot about their language by their mistakes for example When I was I denmark I noticed alot of danes say “ I will learn you ” instead of saying I will teach you because teach and learn is the same thing in danish Also arabs when they speak english they often say “ beeebol ” instead of “ people ” or “ bebzi ” instead of “ Pepsi ” because the letter P doesn’t exist in the arabic alphabet Theres always something to learn when you stop being an ignorant piece of shit

this makes him one of only a handful of bards with the ability to shut the fuck up

holy shit

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

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En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

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