A Forest Bird Never Wants A Cage

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

Billy Joel - Piano Man

Literally me drunk.

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

This is actual gold.

i hope i start my hot person phase soon

Band rehearsals are weird because sometimes you’re all laughing about some inside joke or music pun and then sometimes your director has just screamed at the band and it feels like someone just died

I literally did this for my dog. I cannot believe I became Kevin.

I did that too lol

Why does this cat have a people face

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.