Aesthetic: Problematic Chic

Mother Nature knew exactly what she was doing when she made berries

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

Alexa release the serotonin

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

Quick question is anything real

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.

Is that Mariah?

No, it’s me going to liberate my fellow bottoms from this TOPtalitarian regime.

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?