phoebe-rose

‪please don't hype yo sex game then come ride dick like you scootin your chair in 😑‬

u know what would be really neat? if i knew how to correctly communicate and form bonds with other people

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

I literally think about this post every day

there is only one true valid white boy

Jeff goldblum

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂