turns out, depression

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon