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Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking āIām late for school!ā only to tell himself heās a grown man and goes back to bed.
Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering heās a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that heās not on Earth anymore and doesnāt teach middle school now. He lies down once again.
Only to jump up one last time, remembering:
āIāM A TEACHER ON ERID!ā
Highlights from the Project Hail Mary director's commentary:
*SPOILERS!!!*
Grace waking up from the coma was the first shot they filmed for the movie! They wanted Ryan to feel eased into the character, and what better way to do that than have him play a character who can't remember who he is?
The little "GOOD LUCK!" note in sharpie that's written on Grace's sleeping bag was canonically written by the other astronauts on the I.S.S. before the Hail Mary crew got put into the ship. In real life, Phil and Chris wrote one word each. They said it was like "a blessing on the movie."
Ryan's most nerve-wracking day on set was when he had to shoot with the classroom full of children. Most of the kids were made up of the children of the film's crew members.
The scene where Grace looks through Yao and Ilukhina's photos is footage of him looking at and reacting to actual pictures of the actors with their loved ones.
When Grace calls Stratt to tell her that he and Carl figured out how to breed astrophage, Ryan is genuinely calling Sandra on her day off set, and her audio is her genuine reaction to the unexpected line: "Carl and I made a baby!"
"We like showcasing Ryland Grace's social anxiety while having a lot of people staring at him. LOL!"
Their intention for the space funeral scene was to have Grace convey that he was trying to ease his own sadness by making the dead people with him feel better about being dead :(
The markings on Rocky's body convey his mission patch, his rank in the crew, his wedding band, and his family crest.
Grace and Stratt's conversation on the boat is Grace asking her if they're allowed to be close friends, and the response from Stratt is no, they can't. This gets driven home in the karaoke scene. She understands the value of connection, a part of her wants it, but "Her love for people has to be suspended for her to do her job."
Rocky has different forward-facing faces for different thought processes! They named his "satellite dish" face, his "scrunched up thinking face", and his "monobrow face".
Direct quote: "I love how on the spectrum Rocky is." ROCKY AUTISTIC CODED CONFIRMED!
After Rocky recovers from his injuries: "As Rocky returns to the movie, the lights turn on. The warmth returns. It's like the day breaking."
Confirmed that when Grace and Rocky reunite, Rocky says to Grace, "You came back for me, question?"
They throw this out there for two seconds and do NOT expand on it, but according to Andy Weir, Stratt is imprisoned for life but somehow ESCAPES???
The Eridians built Grace an artificial tree in his enclosure because Rocky knew he liked trees
There's so much more they shared about film processes and the people who were behind making certain effects possible. I highly recommend checking out the commentary if you're able!
[Image of text saying,
Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.
To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('Äildra') was the plural of 'child' ('Äild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.
"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.
End ID.]
Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
a clean Tumblr url should look like this
blog safely
Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

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We need to have a nomination forĀ āStupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believedā and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, Iām putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelledĀ āBerenstain Bearsā wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I canāt decide which is more beautiful. Itās why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
Weāre getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
āBitch, Thatās the Tubby Custard Machineā (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someoneās arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the āwe are killing the earthā picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
āTequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you likeā
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
ālisten here, cumslut.ā
I canāt believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I canāt believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)
infinite chocolate hack
berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)
mri scan walking dead gif
train gif brain thinks you died
tubby custard machine
horse dildo
moonmelon (and variations)
alexandriaās genisis
bird chocolate fountain og post
soap shrinks water molecules
we are killing the earth
ham on dog
tequila isnt a depressant
earth is lumpy
joker without makeup
voldemort fetus
two way mirror og post
fig vagina
sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent
my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian
my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"
when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated
when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal
idk man, we've got a long way to go.
Ohhhh this stuff makes me mad. Idgaf what relatives and strangers and friends or whoever thinks, i am very big on privacy and filming and taking photos of people in public these days is so insanely normalised, and i didnāt even notice it until it got to a point that nobody seems to notice it. What happened to blurring faces? Internet safety and not posting people who cannot even give informed consent? I mean, i know that one has always been an issue since social media became a thing; parents posting pictures of kids online is a big no-no for me personally, and even worse if itās shit like dance mums and youre pushing a kid into the life of being an āinfluencerā (and omfg, this is a child, nobody needs to be influenced by your child??? The CHILD needs influence! And good influence, clearly not yours or most peopleās now days). And hooooolfy fuck, giving people drugs and LAUGHING about it? To honestly be amused by that, feel laughter from that, is disgusting. AND CAN WE STOP WITH THE BULLYING VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS THING ALREADY?? IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FAD (though shouldnt have happened at all but NOBODY can use their HEAD anymore-) AND IM SICK OF IT . And doctorsā¦ā¦ā¦ i fear the medical system might be stressful and straining, but compassion and sympathy and understanding and PATIENCE have GOT to be valued, like, god forbid people experience discomfort and want to be informed when an effective stranger is gonna be touching themā¦
all the points made here are so serious, and i only wish people grew up on some life path where they actually learned to understand that. I really really hope people get it one day because i am so sick and tired of it.
Many Rockys for your enjoyment
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Fluff monstrosity AU before everything goes to hell for both of them, which is just sweet moments with the father and son.. Sigh
guys guys im dumb my mind is smooth and while wide and expansive the valleys and hills on my brain do NOT contain information
how does reblogging and commenting work
i feel like im eating at an expensive dinner table with lots of forks and knives and spoons and different cups for orange juice and milk and im trying my best but will it be enough?

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never have i considered before with any amount of scrutiny or original thought that ninjago just fucking added SPACE. Like. This world made by the First Spinjitsu Master, and there's also other realms that were NOT made by this guy, and it's al magical and shit and i do NOT trust that they are on an even vaguely spherical planet that abides by physics, and there's still SPACE and ALIEN LIFE?????? IM SORRY??
SEASON 3 IS INSANE FOR THIS, GOD FORBID ANYBODY TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF THIS WORLDBUILDING
WERE YOU INVADED BY THE BRITISH, OR IS DISCOVERING ALIEN LIFE JUST FUCKING NORMAL???
this lowkey intrigued me and i made a theory post about this a long time ago so here is the diagram i used
i imagine they're all on the same planet but in different planes of existence if that makes sense? and they all kind of wrap around eachother and occasionally intersect? it's kinda like different dimensions but they're all the same dimension? like we exist in a 3d space and can't see 4d objects unless shown in 3d slices, something like that except everyone is 3d. maybe the shape of the planet has some thin spots as well or spots that touch like the blind man's eye? klein bottle ass planet
Omg yeah this is a cool take⦠i was so ready to just not even think about it any more ācause i KNOW the creators didnāt, and i was gonna just call it a multiverse, but i donāt think thatās fitting ā this makes more sense and is thrice as awesome
one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.
Monstrosity AU doodle, tired um ..
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

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are xenomorphs made of bamboo
who grew you like that im in shock
we all hate ash right
ewEEERWWWWW EWEWEW NO I THOUGHT IT WAS HIM BUT NVM I STILL HATE ALL HIS DECISIONS BUT OH MY GOD
are xenomorphs made of bamboo
who grew you like that im in shock
we all hate ash right