the phloop

@phloopys-world :)

Holy shit round two?!!!

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

It’s like when they put the high level players in their own lobby lol

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.

Happy birthday

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

hello tumblr user. in front of you is your dash. there are many posts here which are by or about people whose gender you do not know. every time you interact with one of these posts using any of the words 'dude, 'bro', 'man', 'brother', 'he', or any other masculine identifier, 1cm³ of flesh will be automatically removed from a random spot on or in your body. the same goes for referring to a woman with they/them pronouns. you have two hours. clock's ticki- and they're gone

“Dude”, “bro”, and “brother” are kinda gender neutral to me atp. But I accept that they aren’t to everyone

Once did this. Worst feeling ever

Currently crying