i dunno what to put here lol

There's just something kinda funny about pinning your reblog of someone else's post. Check out this post I didn't make.

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

No one asked me but I would want to be a snail fish because they look so happy chilling on whalefalls. Maybe an olm too. Actually, they don’t have eyes, nevermind. And before you come after me saying that olms aren’t fish, let me remind you that all tetrapods are taxonomically fish.

Pokemon Heritage Post

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

Her “disappearance” was also greatly exaggerated, she was under a lot of stress from the public and had just caught her first husband cheating on her, so she fucked off to a spa treatment hotel and checked in with a fake name as a “patient” claiming to not remember anything about her past. She kept up the illusion of mystery for most of her life, claiming to not know anything about what happened during that time, but in her twilight years she alluded to the fact that “of course I just ran away for a bit, wouldn’t you want to do the same?”

No no guys uve got it all wrong wasnt she attacked by a giant wasp and then had her memory erased?!

A fugue state has been suggested by at least one recent biography. The fact that Agatha didn't recognize her first husband when he showed up at the spa is cited. But considering first husband had asked for a divorce-and British middle class ladies born in 1890 did NOT divorce-maybe not recognizing him was a British form of "fuck you too".

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

the set containing the empty set is so whimsical. it's my something of nothing

#mysomething #mysomethingofnothing #mynothing

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

Some of you will come on my math posts and "correct" me but the thing you will say is very plainly the opposite of true. I understand how you come up with fully incoherent opinions about most things in the world and then be an ass about it on the internet. I understand how that happens, I really do. But y'all will come up in notes like "actually a tetrahedron isn't a platonic solid" "actually op 2+2 is 7" ??? "op should be ashamed of thinking 12<20" ????? This is how y'all sound and I just wanna know if you're okay because I don't understand how this happens

For fuck's sake