Every Day I'm Suffering

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Does anybody know how to fix it

the engineers designing the tesla truck

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

As a professional guard who always lies, don't worry about it, you're doing great.

702 years from now, Tumblr users see a sudden wave of scheduled posts from people who’ve been dead for centuries, in an archaic form of English

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow