A retelling of the blood pact that started it all in a late celebration to my friend damiens birthday
From: Phillip pirrup
To: Damien thorn
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A retelling of the blood pact that started it all in a late celebration to my friend damiens birthday
From: Phillip pirrup
To: Damien thorn

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since it was possible to put damien in a pink sparkly princess dress, how about we put pip in a hatsune miku costume
Yes. And especially for April fools heh
Phillip: “WOW! This outfit sure is stunning! Oh my and the long hair is so fun! What do you think Damie?”
Damien: “This. Is. Stupid.”
for pip: confess to damien
for damien: what are your feelings about pip
teehee......
Pip: “um.. well.. Damien as you know we have been friends for a very long time- best friends at that-“
Damien: “hm.. mhm mhm. Yeah” *insert doom scrolling TikTok sounds*
Pip:”….and um”
Pip:”…”
Damien: “ugh what-“
Pip:”I-“
Pip:”I think I’m in lov-“
Damien: “Shut the fuck up.”
Pip: *muffled* “Right-O”
I did a thing
Also have a TikTok called AzizVal <3
-A True story played out by pip pirrup-
*insert some schools ambiance of being late*
Damien: "How did YOU get detention?"
Pip: "Oh! Um... you see, I was late to school.."
Pip: "soo.. I got sent here.. um i didnt know you could get in trouble like- this for being late.."
Pip: "wot about you?"
Damien: "tsk gosh your the biggest loser ever ugh"
Damien: "I lit a kid on fire."
.....
Pip: "wot-"
....
Pip: "so... how long do we stay here-"
Damien: "Are you gonna talk the whole time."

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Damien:”You know. I didn’t give you a phone to just dilly on.”
Phillip:”..what ever do um you mean Damien?”
Damien:”I mean.. WHY HAVE. YOU. NOT. TELL. THESE PATHETIC MORTALS OUR TALES. I WISH TO BE IMMORTALIZED IDIOT”
Phillip:”…oh.. heh.. well I didn’t know it matter that much to you Damien heh.. guess I gotta post more “
[Got put on counting donations]
[Cant count]
“I’ve seem to have counted.. about.. let’s see.. 43.. pences?”
“And about 4 pounds!”
“Are you stupid? That’s 38 dollars and 63 cents.”
[Already counted it]
—-Short intermission comic for yall——-
Damien and Pip what do you think of those romance books about immortals like Damien falling in love with innocent mortals like Pip and such, like Twilight?
Damien: “Why. Why did you bring up that HORRI-“
Pip: “OH!! OH MY I LOVE TWILIGHT!! IVE READ ALL THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES!!”
Damien: “Pip stop.”
Pip: “ oh I remember my first time seeing the movie! Damien took me thinking it was a horror movie! Oh my but it wasn’t! It was the best romance of my life! Oh yes! The glitter! The drama!”
Pip:” Oh Edward too, my such a charmer~”
Pip: “You know he reminds me a lot of Damie-“
Damien: “WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP THAT HORRIBLE HORRID FILM. IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE! ITS STUPID IT- IT DOESNT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES THAT WOULD COME WITH-“
Pip: “ Are demons like vampires? You kind of remind me of a vampire! You’d make a good vampire”
Damien: “…..”
Damien: “ I actually hate you.”

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Damien, is Pip different from all the other mortals you’ve met?
Damien:”Oh definitely. Pip is just.. the strangest of mortals really. But he’s the only one I can tolerate enough to see a movie with if you ask me.”
Damien:”He’s perfect for movies really compared to the other mortals, doesn’t talk, lets me eat ALL his popcorn without a protest it’s perfect! He just sits there, and if I need to make a comment on the movie for it’s horrible comedy or bad cgi BAM. CABOOM pips sitting right there! And I can tell him how stupid it is! Every other mortal would sit there and talk and talk and talk and try to take some my popcorn or go “OhhHhH this MoViEeE is Soo gooOOD” and it’s annoying! PLUS YOU KNOW THE BEST PART. HALF THE TIME PIP HASENT EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE! So I NEVER gotta worry about him “Already seeing it!” THO that doesn’t excuse his.. mortal-ness he does that stupid thing where sometimes he’ll be looking at ME and not the movie, I remember when we went to a drive in and the WHOLE time he just looked at me. And I talked and looked back but like I don’t get it. He has a starring problem, maybe it’s a mortal thing? POINT BEING THATS his ONLY Mortal flaw if you ask me. So yes pip is… different..”
Hello my fellow good lads! It is I. AZIZ and I stole phillips new phone to make a update! Because this poor poor little lad is just overwhelmed with SKOOL and BOYS and THE SON OF SATAN he has no time to post BUT plenty. and plenty. Of story's to come also maybe improvement to his art eyyy eye ANYWAYS do yall like keychains? WELL GREAT i made some hellpark ones [sorry ppl who dont like helpark we still love you and thanks for supporting the dip <3] anyways my little lads putting a poll to see if I should start a etsy yk keychains, prints, PHYSICAL dip stuff YOU can hold :0
But here's the keychains hehe
Sorry for jack quality 😔
i think you'd really love the song "handle with care" by the travelling wilbury's.
Been beat up and battered 'round
Been sent up, and I've been shot down
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care
Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled've
I've been robbed and ridiculed
Handle me with care
I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care?
Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on
I've been uptight and made a mess
But I'll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care
its been a month since you have posted :( any recent updates on you and Damien?
"Oh dear! I am terribly sorry me and damie are doing just fine isnt that right friend!"
Damien:"for you maybe"
Oh.. Damien dont be such a sour puss! Excuse his mannerisms I still believe hes upset with my busy life style as well he seems to always try and wait till my ckubs are over with by getting detention but detention ends early so he always ends up walking home alone and texting me about it now that i have a phone but school has just gotten my pants all ties up in a knot! Between the clubs and classwork and then taking care of my "siblings" at the orphanage! But its all been so much fun! I shall share my story's soon!"
Damien:"does that mean youll finally come over this weekend? Maybe play some games with me or something?"
"Oh well- I do have band and arch-... um I mean right-o! Yes!"
Damien:” Don’t tell pip, but I totally have a photo of why he got grounded it’s totally wicked.”
Damien:”He beat the SHIT out of Kyle for calling him a frenchie it was hilarious! But… I don’t think the other kids are gonna invite him to play fantasy anymore, I mean they don’t already but arg, he doesn’t need those mortals I can just be his friend I’m wayyyy better then those lost souls >:) plus they make the game BORING no one is allowed to actually hit each other just FART on each other which is.. NASTY and doesn’t shake this stupid name of “FartBoy” I’ve earned. But we can just play by ourselves it’d be more fun anywa-“
“Damien? Are YOU talking to the blog that’s more then just once sentence!”
Damien: “NO.”

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Why did you die. come back yo.
“O-oh! Um no you see I went on.. um you see.. I um I was.. I was on vacation!”
Damien: “BlEk now talk about who’s lying come on pip tell the truth that you were GROUNDED.”
“O-oh um-“
Damien: “heh what can I say I’m so proud, really! grounding is just one more step to going to hell you know”
“Oh.. I’m so ashamed…”
"DAMIEN THIS IS A BAD IDEA!! AND ITS NOT NEW YEARS-"
Damien: "Nahhh~ it'll be fun! And it's the only one I had left!!"
"It was not fun."