Stuck in a monochrome world

Murray's been into 2 people and one of them is gay and the other is preoccupied with a homoerotic relationship with a lion. Bad week to be a dwarven wizard with great tits apparently.

I don’t care who Julien romances as long as they aren’t a suitable match for marriage according to his mother

tyranny announcing “everyone, wicander has something to share with the new people, and you better be nice to him about it, okay?” and wick saying “thank you, tyranny.” and tyranny telling wick “go ahead.” and wick telling everyone “briefly, the photarch has been distilling celestial blood from a trapped and tortured angel in my basement for decades. also, the celestial blood of the angel has been tattooed on my face and inserted into my body.” and tyranny demanding “now, be nice!” (bonus: bolaire saying in a strangled voice “wick, that was very helpful.”) 😂

Kattigan: I have a (literal) snake in my pants! Filoneus: I do as well Kattigan: I take it back, it's not a magic snake Filoneus: don't be so down on yourself