phil's phucking phailblog

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

the Tadc last act was cool and all but was the uncut 30 minute long abstragedy sex scene (featuring Chris Pratt) really necessary?

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

had

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people