im still here

daddy but in a lesbian way

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

Will websites implode on themselves if they don’t move the buttons around every month or what

unfair that playgrounds are aimed at kids and you'd generally look weird or suspicious in them as a single adult. what if i want a turn on the swing set. i could fuck up a slide. my nearest park has a zipline. a zipline! its taunting me, i tell you.

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

Is that fucking V from dmc 5

unfortunately i DID take what you said to heart and now i’m sobbing and debating on whether i should kill you or kill myself

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”