consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

Spinach is woke now

And for your third wish?

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

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WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

dig how Portugal is looking at her

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

I let it outside

dig how Portugal is looking at her