Get a load of this trainwreck

GLaDOS: “The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to apologize for the mess in this test chamber” *cleans up gratuitous blood splatter* You know how it is with spaghetti

Happy sixth anniversary stylish yet illegal IKEA monkey

Happy seventh anniversary stylish yet illegal IKEA monkey

You already know what time it is

Rich people are considered smart for cheating and stealing to get ahead but poor people are considered criminals when the do the same.

if the world was ending and the only weed left was a strain called “if you smoke this you are racist” would you smoke it?

lmao if water was called if i drink this im racist would you drink it? bs

I wouldnt because im not racist

this is so fucking funny what the fuck

nothing funny about racist weed dummy 

yes, i’m the dummy for realizing that the name of something i consume doesn’t make me racist lol

“Banana!”

* day is fixed* 

ok. i super needed this.

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going