˗ˏˋ20 dollar ass bleedˎˊ˗

I finally got around to watching this weeks phodcast. Im sure people have said it, but dan howell would be by far the most annoying person to have at a highschool reunion of any kind. Youre already going in nervous about where your life is in comparison to everyone else, maybe youre divorced, maybe you have a boring job, maybe your life is actually quite lovely and you feel good about yourself. And in comes dan howell, who is now a very rich celebrity with millions of followers, has gone on 4 world tours, multiple time nyt best selling author, ex BBC radio host, etc etc. And hes been doing that shit since y'all were 18. Hes BEEN successful. And then to top it all off hes been in a stable loving relationship since he was 18 too. Like. Fuck you actually

Saw this in the comments lol

so dan was just "playing to get some more space for the island" but somehow phil is now equally in love with him and hudson after being only into hudson up until that point? And that happened off camera with absolutely no prompting from dan whatsoever? i say PHONSPIRACY!

shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

i love smiley phil...ignore that fuckass crab in the back