basically a dead blog at this point

my favorite thing about this post is all the “ea nasir” in the tags. I cannot articulate how hilarious it is to me that there is a well populated “ea nasir” tag on tumblr. PLEASE imagine going back in time and telling a babylonian conman that thousands of years in the future he’s going to be spoken about across the entire world using unfathomable technologies on account of how truly shitty his copper was

“dont wish ill upon a stranger” is great advice but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy ❤️ i hope this helps

so can we start clowning for a new pj/phil collab video now orr…..

dan howell. the man, the milf, the legend

no guys, dan and phil are old men with back problems so they just need to hold onto that bar to help them get out of bed in the morning ❤ that's all it is i SWEAR 😳

In the dnp household you don’t say “hey honey” to get someone’s attention you say “don’t get mad” and I think that’s beautiful :’)

some of yall just...straight up hate dan?? why are you here then?? leave

when dan gets vaccinated he’s gonna tweet like mmm yes honey stab me with your health juices and i think we all just need to mentally prepare for that