saucy phan action

I’m just concerned for all you queers… As an umbrella term. It is for basically. I like that as a word for just everything that isn’t normative, which is, you know, straight white cis males that are born in Catholic countries and rich families — the opposite of the current society privilege — as an umbrella term for people who maybe aren’t represented or treated as fairly that society should work on representing more, indeed.

Dan: It’s a bean grinder. You don’t even do that, you’re an instant peasant. Phil: I’m not an instant peasant- Dan: You are. Phil: I just think it tastes nicer. Dan: You’re someone that’s obsessed with coffee, that has instant coffee. You’re an oxymoron. Phil: Whenever someone says to me - ‘ooh this is like a delicate blend’ - it’s like, ugh. Dan: Whereas you just have like, Nescafe Original. Phil: It’s nice! Dan: You’re a coffee pleb. Phil: I’m not- I’m not a pleb- Dan: Just accept it.

bearded phil: a somewhat cursed concept