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istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

oh my fucking god.

happy pride to becky and jessica only

the one thing about dan’s coming out that i so badly want to know is if he mentioned in his email “hey so remember my roommate for the last 10 years. that’s my boyfriend” or did he just reveal the gay thing then let them infer the phil thing for themselves

Am I allowed to admit that when Dan said he had to open can I thought he meant banish the deliveroo guy to the trash realm. Minecraft PJs were so iconic their death was never a possibility to me.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

obsessed with dan going bright red. that is your real life boyfriend bro why are you blushing over your miis falling in love get a grip

phil really kicked his phussy up the wall with the pharmpit photocard