muffy sis…

This feels like an alignment chart

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

My shower curtain is glass

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

Am I the only person in the universe who had a mom who would bring wax paper for the plastic ones and a towel for the metal ones to the park with us so I wouldnt like die?

yes probably 

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this