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So what you're telling me is that you have the attention span of a goldfish? Okay, I'll keep that in mind. You are a wonderful team, I can't argue with you there. I know you guys will always remain a pretty strong unit, you have high expectations for yourselves. When you say it like that, it sounds weird, but we're not dating. We're... seeing each other? Besides, I was showing my support. I'd have done it for you in a Spain shirt if you'd invited me to a game. Thank you. I actually think you would get along. You share the same passion and you're both pretty loyal. Sorry, I can't control which team he plays for. Who says I can't? I say I can and since I'm the boss of me, that's what I'm doing. Can't you just pretend he's on a different team? For me? Look at you being responsible. I don't envy that job, I can only imagine how chaotic things have gotten with everyone drinking. Farran was pretty tipsy the last time I managed to speak to him.

now i think you're underestimating me. i wouldn't say that, i'd say i'm someone who forgives pretty easily, depending on the reason & the circumstances. we really are! we're not just a team, we're a family & nobody gets left behind. before you say anything, i like stitch, leave me alone. honestly, if an actress as beautiful as you was coming to my matches and cheering me on, i wouldn't waste any time asking her out. i always knew those real madrid players could be a bit slow, but i didn't realize they were that slow. well, i know him, but we didn't exactly get along on the pitch, we'll see what he's like off it. as his girlfriend (which... you are), you should tell him his team is terrible & he should come join barcelona. i don't know... just a bit of friendly advice. no, i can't pretend otherwise, sorry. ferran's happy, and he deserves to be.

That's a relief. I think my life would officially be over if I'd upset you that deeply. You're one of the closest people in my life, of course I was cheering for you. 2030, here we come. Do you think you'll be able to keep the champion title? We're not... dating. At least, I don't think we are, but he's important to me. Come on, I can't help it. I don't care about the rirvaly on the pitch, he's kind and he's fun to be around and he treats me like an actual human being. Can't you at least be a little happy for me? When el clásico happens, I'll be cheering for both of you. The way I see it, I win either way. Have you always been this dramatic or is this a new personality traits you've picked up? Okay, wow, sounds like the recipe for a killer hangover. Enjoy yourself, but please be wise enough to being water to bed tonight. You're definitely going to need it.

don't take my dramatic side too seriously, i get over things after a few minutes. of course! spain has a strong team & i'm sure new players will come in and help us keep improving. so, you're not dating him, but you go to his matches, wear an england shirt & post about it on instagram... right, i see how it is, you're not dating him at all. well... i can't really say anything bad about him if he treats you well and you have fun together. i wanted to hate the guy, but you're making that pretty difficult. i'm happy for you! although i'd be even happier if he wasn't a real madrid player, yucky. what? you can't support both teams in el clásico! i've always been dramatic, and my blood starts boiling the second someone brings up real madrid. i'm sorry, but i hate them. i'm not drinking, i'm the one looking after all the drunk people.

yes. because everyone has a little something inside them called free will. you simply CHOSE not to argue. out of devotion, reverence, or respect. perhaps, all three. so, if she told you to go bungee jumping with her, you would? yes, yes it is. of course, I am. it's Ibiza! I've always wanted to go. now I've got reason to. you make it sound like they've overtaken the country, pfft. we can just party on the beach or something.

i know what free will is, but i decided not to argue with her simply because she's dua lipa & dua lipa has the right to control my life if she wants to. of course! who wouldn't go bungee jumping with her? my answer is always yes, always. i'm not joking! everywhere you go, you'll see someone celebrating the world cup. i honestly think it's going to be like this until the end of the year. ferran has been drunk for days! i'm starting to think we might have lost the old ferran forever.

dude, i have so many bromances: pedri, marcos, lamine, you. and they're all very much alive, trust me. i just don't want you to close yourself off to love because of me. even if i'd still demand all your attention if you got yourself a little princess. you're way too handsome to only focus on one person. well, there you go, i said it. how many people are you seeing, man? that would be so much fun for us, but probably not so much for pedri. imagine us telling her all of that while he's in china… when he came back, he'd definitely get his revenge. thank you for the validation! i don't know if i'd actually be any good at it. but are influencers even good? most of them are just pretty in front of a camera, and i can definitely do that part pretty well. i'd just make tiktok dances. i'm adorable? i should be the one saying that about you, 'cause you're younger. should i start getting jealous of nico now? i'm at my funniest when i'm drunk, but just the right amount… enough to be entertaining, not enough to make a fool out of myself. the 2030 world cup is ours, just wait and see! don't do this to me, i don't want to leave you all. we won the fucking world cup together, i got attached to all of you. don't let me go.

shut up, stop talking. i like believing that i'm your one & only. i'll be honest with you, i'm only 21, i don't even really know what love is yet! i've dated a few influencers and models, but i don't think i ever found love with them. i'm not seeing anyone at the moment, i'm just flirting with every woman who breathes near me, but it's only for fun, i'm not taking anything seriously. are you seeing anyone? pedri talks way too much, we need to pull a prank on him! what the hell is he doing in china anyway? i saw that he's doing interviews and everything. to be honest... i don't really know what an influencer's job is! i guess you just have to show people your life, promote some products & look good? tiktok dances? i'd support that! i know i'm younger and i have a bit of a baby face, but you don't have to point that out. please, being jealous of nico is nothing when i have to share you with pedri, marcos & lamine. you're at your best when you're drunk, i've laughed so much with you these past few days. the 2030 world cup is definitely ours. i don't want adeyemi or any other players, i want you to stay with us.

wait, that's funny! that's information that would've been very useful. i would've bragged about this to my brother, he'd have hated it... well, i might just do it now anyways. your friends are talking absolute nonsense. the whole way out of your league thing? i never bought it. oh, i think i've never worn a fc barcelona jersey before, so it might be ai but i will tell you this, i definitely like barça more than real madrid so you can brag about it to your mates, if you are in good terms with any real madrid players, that is! i know there's a historic rivalry there. oh, you haven't embarrassed yourself and even if you did, trust me, i've done more embarrassing things in my life.

why are you trying to expose me when i came here all embarrassed to tell you that i thought i was going to be your boyfriend one day, millie? i really need to learn how to keep my mouth shut. don't you think you're a bit out of my league? do you actually think i would have a chance? it's a shame you've never worn a barça shirt, i'll have to fix that and get one for you! i don't think i'll ever be on good terms with a real madrid player, but maybe i'll send vini jr. a dm just to make him jealous, dunno if he would actually read it because my last interaction with him? i told him to shut up & play football. i can't believe it! you're way too perfect to do anything embarrassing.

i think you are right, that is winning something! though you are just signing yourself up to listening to me ramble. siempre estoy dispuesta a escuchar a un chico guapo divagar. actually, peruvian and american! i didn't think about how when you play all those different teams, you get to experience all the different ways they speak our language. it would be such chaos, and fun! there would be so much hand waving, people over talking. i do too! i think it's more poetic and beautiful? ¡quería asegurarme! realmente espero que nadie mienta sobre eso, pero me alegra que me creas.

listening to people ramble is much better than hearing them talk about the weather and whether they think it's going to rain. crees que soy guapo? tampoco me importaría escucharte hablar de cualquier cosa, eres muy hermosa. i've actually played against the peru national team before! you lot have some really talented players. i think the hardest people to understand are colombians because they speak so quickly. i'm pretty sure i just stare at them like an idiot sometimes because my brain can't process what's happening fast enough. adhd you say? preséntate! cuéntame más sobre ti. hasta ahora, sé que eres peruana y estadounidense… qué más?

Me: okay I am done talking about this thing that's upsetting me. Bye.

i think there's a lack of confidence to be able to be honest like that these days. but you've definitely given me a big head, bigger than i already have. i'll be sure to brag to my group that a champion thinks i'm cinderella-esque. beauty and the beast is my favorite, for sure. you couldn't get me out of my belle dress as a kid. what about you? well, we haven't won any grammys either, and you guys won this year so.. who's really cooler, huh? exactly.

you know what it is? i just like being honest & i like saying what i'm thinking about people. if i think you look like a princess, then i have to tell you! please, i'm not some incredibly famous footballer, but i'll do whatever i can to help you feel better about yourself. you had a belle dress? that's so cool! unfortunately, i don't think i have a favourite fairytale film. does shrek count? you don't need a grammy to prove that you're incredibly talented.

if she's the one insisting, I guess not. it is funny, though. given the nine year age gap. youngest mother hen in entertainment history. hehe. I look up to her so much. she is the icon and the moment. ibizia, huh? well, that definitely beats new york. stay where you are, hot shot. I'll come to you.

exactly! do you really think i have the power to argue with dua lipa? absolutely not. i just sit there and listen to whatever she has to say & no matter what it is, i'll probably agree. it's always good to have someone you look up to. are you sure you want to come over here? there are a lot of drunk, sweaty men celebrating football right now. i'm not sure that's the most glamorous experience.

fun fact and don't ask me how i know because it evolved directly from 19th-century English sports like rugby and soccer, which were all umbrella terms for games played on foot (rather than on horseback). i may have or may have not just googled that.

i usually have a lot to say, but this is the first time i've been left speechless.

you realize you just a made a woman in her early 30s your mother figure? I get the devotion, though. I'd slap the taste out of anyone's mouth for beyoncé. that's my cousin for my life! yeah. wouldn't be right to wear anyone else's while out with you. pfft, you're so easy to please. I'm free this weekend. that good for you?

it's not my fault she told me she's my mom and she's going to look after me! i think everyone would do anything for beyoncé, that woman is honestly incredible. i'm still celebrating in ibiza, but i think i could leave and come meet you. where are you?

Sorry to have disappointed you like this. I will never live down the shame and can only hope this doesn't impact Christmas cards this year. Come on, you know I love you and even if I wasn't at the game, I was cheering you on at home. I screamed when Farran scored for you guys. The whole world was on your side. Please stop, you're going to make me feel bad. Next time, I'll be there and I'll be wearing your name on the back of my jersey. Oh... well, there's certainly someone, but I don't think you're going to want to fight him. It's Jude Bellingham and he's so sweet, so don't go causing any trouble. Good definitely did defeat evil and you guys deserved that win. You were the only team on the pitch actually playing football. Are the celebrations still going or have you all calmed down now?

it's alright, i suppose i can't stay mad at you for too long. you're still on my christmas card, after all. i love you too & i know you were cheering for us. the next one will be in four years, so i really hope you're there! jude bellingham? wait... are you telling me you're dating jude bellingham? do you realise how much of a betrayal this is? in every possible way? i play for barcelona, sadie. jude plays for real madrid! when el clásico happens, who on earth are you going to support? this just gets worse every time you say something. we're in ibiza celebrating! ferran is drunk, and yamal won't stop shouting. i think we're just really, really happy right now.