He who arises in might

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Always reblog Meatloaf!

this genuinely made me so happy

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

Yes exactly!

that fish is fucking blind now

No, it has eclipse glasses.