my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

15. You do not talk about my daughter

20. Terms and conditions may apply to my daughter

21. Do not remove the tag from my daughter under penalty of law

22. The limit of willing suspension of disbelief for my daughter is directly proportional to how cool her action is

art allows us to ask important questions, such as "what if an apple core was a small girl?"