brainrot corner

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. i care so much i could literally vomit

my heart has an ache that only lesbian love can heal

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

www.brunetteswhowearjeans.org/careers

Fantasizing about purchasing a sandwich

and for the lady perhaps a makeout session on a butches lap

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

idgaf in a peaceful way

broooo last night was a cry for help

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs