The stranger, the better

remember when Kylie Jenner tried to file a lawsuit to get the kylie.com url and kylie minogue’s legal team called her a “background reality tv character” LMDSOIGHOUGHUODHG

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

That’s fair

film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures

I really love touching. It doesn’t always have to be in a sexual way, it could be like you sitting next to me and our knees touching a little or you putting your hand on my mine, little things like that mean so much to me and I crave it, all the fucking time, it drives me insane.

Couldn’t risk it.

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek

No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.

I will reblog this every time i see it

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

I’m reblogging this, and I hope bad things don’t happen to you.. but.. I’m gonna save it too… for writing… and I’m dumb…

My favorite thing about this post is how so many people were ready to fucking throw a punch at catcallers (of the despicable sort). I’m proud of u all.

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm