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“I wonder where my human is. I haven’t seen him for a while and it’s starting to worry me.”

"I’m telling you, I swear to god every second I feel like he just might snap one of these days and I’m just gonna- that’s how it ends for me.”

"Who’s babies are these? I don’t know nor do I care. They are mine now.”

"I once ate all of Duke's treats while he was out on a walk."

"Duke is currently in time out for chewing on my glasses."

"Someone threw me a white ball while it was snowing once. To this day, I’m still searching for it.”

Sumo: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

"I convinced all the kittens and Duke that the vacuum is a monster that eats little children."

"The reason why Duke has bad breath is because he drinks out of the toilet."

"The reason why I call Bacon 'Bacon Bits' is because he's short."

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