The Mad Lady Petrichor

Have you seen the new Al pictures of Choi Moo-jin going around?

I don't know who started this but THANK YOU. I am being fed and I will not complain.

I'm actually unwell.

These are my favorites so far, found them on TikTok

Head Square In Charge, voiceover on tutorial: ... And as usual, make sure you watch the ENTIRE TUTORIAL BEFORE proceeding.

*In-ho scratches his head as Gi-hun inspects pieces of a half-disassembled mainframe they took apart under the control room*

Tutorial: Now, look for a black wire-

*In-ho pauses the video as he and Gi-hun look for it*

Gi-hun: Ah-ha! *yanks it out*

In-ho: Good. *hits play*

Tutorial: Do NOT disconnect it, and IF you disconnect it-

Gi-hun: Oh, sh😮! SH😱!

In-ho: Gimme that! *plugs it in*

*sirens start BLARING!*

Tutorial: -Do NOT reconnect it.

*they look at each other and In-ho facepalms while lays facedown on the floor*

Tutorial: If it's reconnected, the self-destruct sequence will commen—

*COMPUTER EXPLODES!*

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*island in a fireball as the soldiers watch from a neighboring sandbar*

HOW TO SHOW HAPPINESS IN WRITING!

"She smiled" — Eh.

"She jumped up and down." — Mid.

How do you describe happiness? Is it some abstract concept? Should you write "she smiled" and move on? NO.

There are a million different ways to write happiness, and today, I will show you just a few. Reblog if you'd like more.

Prolonged eye contact or frequent glances

Looking away quickly when caught staring

Pupils appearing slightly dilated

Smiling more than usual

A genuine smile that reaches the eyes

Mirroring the other person’s posture or gestures

Leaning in during conversation

Turning their body fully toward the person

Subtly closing physical distance

Finding small reasons to touch (arm, shoulder, hand)

Playing with hair or adjusting clothing

Straightening posture when the person is nearby

Light nervous fidgeting

Blushing or warmth in the face

Quick glances at the person’s lips

Laughing more easily at their jokes

Tilting the head while listening

Maintaining attention even in a crowded room

Finding excuses to stay nearby longer

Feet pointing toward the person

Voice becoming softer or warmer

Becoming more animated or expressive

(A year has passed, and you're still not around...)

🎵I'm someone you never met?🎶

• They memorize where every exit is in a room

• They check their phone repeatedly after sending a message, worried they said the wrong thing

• They freeze when asked a simple question, like they’re calculating the safest answer • They over-explain tiny mistakes before anyone reacts • They clean up messes that aren’t theirs without being asked • They listen for footsteps in hallways before relaxing • They downplay their own pain with humor or sarcasm

• They check locks more than once before bed • They leave shoes near the door, ready to leave quickly

• They wake up instantly at small sounds while others sleep through them

• They carry painkillers, snacks, or water everywhere “just in case.”

• They don’t like closed doors.

• They test people subtly to see if they'll leave

• They sit near walls or corners, rarely the center of a room.

• Loud noises don’t scare them anymore, they just go very still

• They apologize automatically, even when nothing went wrong

• Compliments make them visibly uncomfortable.

• They keep important things within arm’s reach at all times

• They watch people’s hands more than their faces

• They flinch at movements that aren’t threatening

• When someone raises their voice, they go quiet instead of arguing back • They assume blame first, even when it makes no sense • They’re surprised when someone keeps their promise • They brace themselves before asking a favor

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

Inho: