im the real wild child

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Just found out about an audition tomorrow. Hope to have ya there, Roger.

This is the day I met them for the first time ever.m

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Oop!!!

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

Patrick ain’t bout shit

When Patrick stole Spongebob Grandma & never acknowledged spongebob feelings when he cried!

RIGHT!!!! THIS NIGGA STOLE HIS WHOLE GRANDMA!!!!! LIKE WTF KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU! YOU KNOW GRANDMA’S ARE SACRED BEINGS!

Didn’t Patrick snitch on SpongeBob on free balloon day or someshit? And become a fry cook to SPECIFICALLY take SpongeBob’s shine at the fast food Olympics???

Yup and worked with Plankton just to piss him off smh

And Patrick kept the embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party to laugh at

🙄😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣

When Spongebob and Patrick took the “How Well Do You Know Your Bestfriend” quiz and Patrick got them ALL wrong! Even “what shape is your bestfriend?” Patrick ain’t shit bruh.

Patrick is a toxic friend and I think it’s best that Spongebob surrounds himself with more positive people.

MY EX BEST FRIEND IS A PISCES AND IM LIVING FOR THIS fake ass friends

I can’t wait until 2018 political assassinations come back into fashion cause i think some politicians would look good without their heads

the gov is tracking ur social media and can see this

The government is about to get a handful of furry porn then

you guys think peach gives mario’s nose a lil’ sucky sucky? a lil’ slllurrpy slurp?

my mom did that to me and my siblings as we grew up, and i always hated it

huh?

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

I would pet all of them

Too bad they don’t close with this song anymore and instead shove thnks fr th mmrs in our dumb faces thanks falloutboy