Peter

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

It’s officially the month of gays & technoblade

quicksilver is genuinely one of the best superhero names in the business. antiquated and poetic term for the element mercury, which is named after the god of speed. and he's literally quick.

lowkey i am anguished

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

That was timed so well oh my god

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped