Crime Is A Punk

This is so funny both with and without context

I forgot to add the picture

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

@gematria-is-a-killing-name @lunar-leviathans @tootentichitach

I know I am OP but I fuckin loathe this

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Mom loves Straight no Chasers (name of the group) so i hear this all the time and forget there’s people who havent heard it….

Damn, she just put the “cutthroat” in cutthroat kitchen.

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

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