Ankylopoda Truther

Man, this party is a bust. I’m out. (Turns into seven foot tall blue creature.) 📯 Bwibwabebwibwobabaa heehwahwohweehwa. (Builds pit kiln in the middle of the living room)

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

perhaps the mother loves the cuckoo chick. perhaps the cuckoo chick loves her mother. have you not considered this?

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods