please stay

you have ten seconds to come up with a fan theory for a beloved children’s cartoon that isn’t a coma theory.

barney and jurassic park take place in the same world

holy SHIT

THAT WOULD BE PERFECT CAN WE PLEASE GET MARK RUFFALO TO SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL TALK FOR US PLEASE

Oh my god

I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS

nah son thats rainbow road

I am so impressed

Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

I love him so.

CRYING

"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him 

I don’t think I’ve ever not reblogged this when I saw it on my dash tbh…

I WANT TO MEET HIM! ;-;

God, I’ve got another reason to beg my parents to take me to Disneyland once again, like I did when I was a child.

And that’s when he decided to start making meth

*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

please reblog this

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds