endlessly creating myself

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

Please. A transcription would be nice.

Now with transcript!

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

not to be dramatic but we desperately need a punk movement to come in and wash away this Instagram model airbrushed picture perfect trend. it’s so damaging……teens, young adults, kids, the Grown….all of us need to just. we need to be sweaty again. we deserve it smeared eyeliner…..idk just. it’s okay if ur hair is greasy please just relax & then get mad about stuff that’s important to you.