happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

Our father would always make us eat shirley burgers which he called that because Of shirley Temple because he would put grenadine in the meat after it spoiled to trick our Family into thinking that it had been good to fix the color and make it "pinker" but it barely made it pinker and we could taste the fermented rotten sweet-sour sickly taste over any of the charring a fire could do. Every time my dad said we would eat a Shirley burger I wished i had her little life

I have GOT to stop spending $30

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do