shame is sharp

(wanting to get beat up voice) i bet i could beat you up

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

yesterday i was chilling with my friend and there was an ice cream van outside and every time the jingle played i'd look out the window and after the third time i did this my friend said, accurately, 'i think you want to get ice cream but you're scared of the ice cream man.' devastating

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul