but that's just peanuts to space

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

just walked past a guy whose shirt said PLINY THE ELDER huge across the back like a jersey

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

Looks thru a glory hole n sees a lovely meadow

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

we pretty much know the answer to 3+9. to several decimal places in fact

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can't stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don't need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

Sodomy

Sodomy

Sodomy

Weed then sodomy

i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

Trust me bro dry humping just elevates the hang-out experience you gotta believe me man

after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

who the fuck is donkey hotay