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if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything
What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*
*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

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"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him
well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself
If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.
James Baldwin, Nothing Personal
the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life
when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed
looks at you like this

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog
fetty wap after gaining ice powers: 1738 ayy im like i control the snow

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child: why do they sell board games in bookstores
loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game
child: oh
child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores
loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.
loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.
child: whats Mousetrap
moral: kids these days don't know about Mousetrap
Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now