no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

....nah, full offense to 2020. This is some bullshit.

this chapter of my life is called (damn bitch you sure you’re alright?)

me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

I still get unreasonably happy watching this wowow thank you this made my night

is this how that damn song became popular

No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.

Yeah we know

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th