out of season

never underestimate the healing power of a patch of sunlight

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

cat haters so darksided to me…“cats don’t love you” ok even if that was true…why is your need for control so tyrannical that you can’t accept the PRIVILEGE of a beautiful little creature that occasionally gallops like a pony in your house and shits in a box and eats food you buy and hates you…you should still be so lucky…

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

if you don't fw cherry tomatoes unfollow

"I have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store" you are living in a prison of your own creation