Purradical

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

something was born in the darkness while no one was watching. +1 something

you should ALWAYS steal food from work it's the ONLY way to get into heaven

This is what uni is like ngl

i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

wow i just loved how crocodile bit me and held me under her/his watery surface for a while and her silky,smooth skin was so loving and enchanting and not at all like a monsters and those 1000 years of evil in her/his heart melted away like a spring dawn flowering the trees with cherry blossom petals carpeting the surface of the water and we swam safely in beautiful embrace afterwards

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

When i was young every day was to struggle and my body malform from wicked experiments and no enough meals

im really sorry to hear that Hsu im here for you if you ever need me

I need you now

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here