Percy Jackson

“Maybe, but I have a feeling you’ll be one of those really young successful architects who will have so much notability you won’t know what to do with it. You can morph into scary construction site Annabeth and no one would even dare. I guess, but the episodes are filled with so much since there’s only ten they literally pack them with everything and it feels like a 22 minute show. I mean, they left it on a pretty massive cliffhanger. I guess if it’s that good, people won’t mind waiting. Then you can just rewatch the series, see if you missed anything, make new predictions, I don’t know. It’s been a hot minute, but I’m ready. I think they just finished filming it too, no idea why we have to wait another year though. I should be offended, but I’d be honored to inspire those. Uncomfortable? Excuse you, you’re supposed to tell me I look like Michael Jackson or something. I don’t think of them, alright? They just sort of happen. Yeah, I’ll run into a lot less problems. Can you imagine a monster just showing up at a strip club you worked at, like what would you do? No pants on and you have to kill it? Or worse, what if they were in there just for fun.”

“Isn’t that the sad truth. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll be fighting to protect one of your buildings someone’s trying to change into a resort. It’s shorter than How I Met Your Mother, Friends, and about 130 episodes shorter than The Office, so it’s pretty doable. I think it’s 2019 summer or something ridiculous like that. I’d totally be on board with that! I could tell everyone OG Annie B is my girlfriend and inspire some of her greatest roasts. I’m just giving you material for your first mix tape. I can’t even find the words to describe how incredibly embarrassed they make me or? Because same. But I can definitely imagine them being entertaining. This is true. It’s less hectic and doesn’t require as much talent, but probably the same amount of crazy customers.”

“People who most likely already have a lot of money to begin with. Isn’t there laws protecting landmark buildings like that anyway? I guess they can’t change the outside cause it wouldn’t be the same Flatiron if they did. I can see that happening. It is long, but it’s easy to justify since there’s only ten episodes per season. So if you watch one episode a night, you’ll be done it in like, 70 days. I don’t even know if I’m mathing right, but I want to rewatch it before the last season comes out so maybe if we schedule an episode in every week we might be able to get it done in time! I would one hundred percent support that decision. I’ll be your number one groupie. I’ve recently discovered that while I’m a terrible dancer, Childish Gambino does not make my moves look any sexier. So, I’m thinking I’ll have to go back to retail work.”

“I’d sign a petition for that not to happen. It doesn’t sound like the brightest idea. Also, they could probably put that money into a better working line 2 or something. I hope not. Are they like, hermit people who live in caves and never come into contact with humanity? It makes you feel strange that you haven’t watched it? It’s honestly a really good show despite all the crap it gets for being violent and gory and stuff, it’s like a classic story. I did have my other guesses, but this really makes sense. It’s kind of right up your alley. Roasting people with really smart words that they wouldn’t be able to understand, and the rhyming probably comes natural to you because, well, you’re you. But, also, where can I get some of this money to pay for my college? ”

“Oh really? That kind of sucks. I don’t think we need more tourist attraction spots here. Let’s go with something, because I probably won’t understand anything other than that. Yeah that’s true. It’s kind of fascinating but also unbelievable from our standpoint. Other world theories always reminds me of Game of Thrones and I’m just pumped for the final season whenever that decides to come out. And like I guess without knowledge of gravity, a round world wouldn’t really make sense. Oh my gods. I’m definitely writing that one down. I can’t even, the rhyme, are you sure you’re not an underground rapper in your spare time?”

“I mean, it looks swanky as heck, so I’ll agree with you on that. I don’t really know what goes on inside that building, but it does add a certain pizzazz to New York’s charm. People thought a lot of things wouldn’t work. I’m still a little shook about people thinking the world was flat honestly. But, made sense at the time, like maps are flat. OG Annabeth. That could be your rapper name.”

“I want black wings. Oh man, that’d be the life. I’d be flying all the time, well, maybe not all the time considering I’m not sure how that’d bode with the big guy and his rule of the sky and all that jazz. But I’d definitely try. Technically it’s been tried before, but we just need some better mechanic than Icarus and we’re good to go. They are quite yippy. I mean, it’s a toss up, so I feel you. Even though watching a dog suffer is probably not the way I’d want to spend my Saturday, if it comes down to pie... There you go, kill two birds, or dogs if you will, with one pie. That idea will give me plenty of time.”

“I’d say I’m less than a little afraid. So, virtually nonexistent. I’m fine with giving blood once, but not multiple times in one go if it’s not going to give us answers. We clearly need to get more engineer science people to make this stuff easier, you know, for the people who are actually terrified of needles and having their blood drawn. As much as I’d fight this, that’s pretty sweet. So if it’s not better by next month, I’ll go. It’s not like we had no communication. Just, probably not as much as either of us would have liked... Okay, so I’m a crappy boyfriend, but you should have figured that out a while ago. I’m not totally against having a really belated Christmas. I mean, I did have a gift for you and everything that I never got to give you. But as of now, I’m not going anywhere, I’m only a poke away.”

“You know what, Annabeth, I don’t appreciate the judging sound in your voice. I’m not afraid of needles, I’d just rather pee in a bottle. Wow, that did not take the turn I thought it was going too. That’s real dirty. That’s like, evil. I’m sure I can convince her that I’m not sick if it came to that. I feel like you shouldn’t use anything against me because I’m your nice and loving boyfriend. Sorry, I’m going to try not too, thing have been busy though and then I feel like I’m not really awake when I am, and it’s just a mess in general. I feel like you’re a little mad? Which is understandable, but I really didn’t mean to just disappear.”

“That’d be super nice, although I feel like I’d probably put on so much weight my wings wouldn’t be able to carry me. In a stressful situation? Just fly on out of there. Oh man I want wings. It’s not a bad title to have. Are you saying if you were a rich little old lady you wouldn’t have a chihuahua mixed with a Pomeranian and carry it around with you? While I think that would cover both categories, I’d be all for it. What a waste of a pie. Anytime. Just try not to have your trial before 10 am, I’m not so much of a morning person since my sleeping routine got disrupted.”

“I’d much rather pee in a bottle or something non intrusive. I’m still classified as an adult, don't take that away from me. Not that she can’t make me do anything, just go to the doctors. Besides, I’ve definitely thrown that phrase in her face when I was younger and I think she just respects it now because there are still some things she can’t make me do or tell her. So this older thing, you can just pull the card whenever it fits and hope it doesn’t have any repercussions? I feel like I’ve been dead to the world a while, so I don’t doubt it. I hope it’s just as embarrassing and vile for Mr. D. Oh wow, it’s been that long, huh? Well, I’ll be waiting.”

“I wouldn’t complain with a set of wings, although I guess I have one in horse form, but personal ones would be handy. Definitely is more fun to complain. Thanks, I’ll crown you as the new distributor of wings. Oh wow, fancy dog. Did it have those little chocolate curls on it? Look at you already building your case, you’ve got me as someone to call if you need to testify on your behalf.”

“Doctors are a no for me, they just want to poke and prod and take blood. My mom can’t make me go, I’m a fully grown man. But I might consult a Hypnos kid or someone in the infirmary if it doesn’t go away. Wow, and I missed that. I would have paid to see that, you think I can get them to do it again or something just as good? As he does, you’d think he’d find a new threat after all these years. As much fun as I would have had with a pet dolphin for a while, I’m glad no campers were harmed in the making of this prank.”

“Surprisingly, I’ve actually never had a Red Bull or any form of energy drink. Honestly don’t think anything can keep me from being all over the place. As much as I’d love to feel like I’m having a heart attack, I think I’m going to stick to conventional methods like complaining and sleeping, but if it gets any worse, I’m coming to you for wings. This is true, but I gotta ask, what kind of pie was it? I don’t know, can people go to jail for killing a dog? Probably.”

“I don’t even think sleep is helping as weird as it sounds. I wake up and still feel incredibly tired. I think it’s just a state I’m in or something. I’ll get over it eventually I hope because it’s starting to affect my concentration, not that that needed any affecting. Oh my gods, that sounds horrible. That’s so gross, imagine thinking you were about to dig your spoon into a nice tub of ice cream and then that happens, I’d be pretty furious.”

“It’s definitely a personal problem. I’m trying to sort it out as fast as I can. To be fair, I probably already do that, so I don't see what else there’s left to lose. Oh shit, that poor dog. But I also kind of envy it, got the half a pie. Well, heres to hoping they don’t have any surveillance of any kind.”