Persephone

Plenty as in twenty and I'm from Texas lol

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

certified iconic post

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

might as well reblog this again to refresh a relic on this app for the next decade

Fuck. @maleficis-artibus

How the fuck have I never thought to do this

Fucking same, brah, fucking same.

He looks so surprised lol

In Irish, “December” is “Mí na Nollag” which is literally “The Month of Christmas” so I feel completely culturally justified in treating today like the beginning of one long holiday, honestly.

In scottish gaelic its ‘an Dubhlachd’ which effectively means the blackness and i feel like this is one of the fundamental differences between irish and scottish gaelic.

In America its PUT CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS from Karen bitching at the mall about a sign saying happy holidays while buying a special baby jesus Manger set from that weird church store in the mall and honestly it really sucks 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

you know those scenes in movies where the protagonist sees someone attractive and romantic music starts playing as they stare at them doing something attractive in slow motion? well today i went axe throwing with some friends and i was just sitting waiting for a free target when the most stunning butch woman i have ever seen picked up an axe and absolutely nailed her target with it just as the chorus of hozier's NFWMB started playing, and reader, when i tell you i was transfixed,